23 September 2008
chris berman sucks
the title says it all. i have a nickname .... chris beermantakesitintheassssss. i will come up with better but that came to mind as soon as i heard his grating.... luckily i be dvr'n fasted through as quick as i could.... cowboys gb... romo for real??? they looked good.
things and other things
i will start to fill in my history and back story on why i am like i am. i think you will like it. teasers, started drugs 5th grade, left home to dart in map. years of drunken debauchery in europe (early '80s. school, marriage to call girl, baby and step daughter raising, more drunkeness, killing a motorcyclist, party years, insanity and many other delights. then things get interesting.... i would like to start telling my stories, some of them may even be true.
watching sports on tv
i watched the entirety of the ryder cup. many, many hours friday, saturday, and sunday. i dvr'd the football games, and despite myself the nascar race (i run three dvr's) the ryder cup on all three days was some of the best sports drama in the last few years. it was great, kept me on the edge of my seat for 3 days...... go America.
Sunday night i watched the early cbs game, bengals vs. giants, a great ot game. giants should have lost it.
i then watched the colts game. (back story) my buddy, his wife and I had season tickets from '94 to about 2001. during this time we were harassed by the dome security, ushers and cops almost every game. (more on that later. why did dungy elect to throw on the last series when a couple of runs would have left no time on the clock. up until that point GREAT clock management. those two throws to stop the clock when you had one time out and over a minute,well, bad. they deserved to lose the game anyway.
so to recap even with dvr, ryder cup 5 hours of actual watching on sunday. 3 hours taking care of LB (little bastard)my grandson, walked him and let him run around the park and football field for several hours. two complete football games about 4 1/2 hours. 12+ hours of sports viewing pleasure. during this time since i am not at work and required to be sober, somewhere around 18 beers (becks.
i watched the bucs / bears game. very entertaining. two great qb's from the same team (bears). the bucs beat the bears, who beat the colts, does this mean griese is better than peyton?
a ~billion dollar taxpayer monolith, colts stadium, no wins, bring back the hoosier dome. reggie miller and peyton manning should reimburse the taxpayers of indiana the cost of the fieldhouse and the new stadium, without them they would not have been built,...... just kidding. i like the new facilities. i would rather my stolen tax money to infrastructure than, to lazy fuckers and twelve baby welfare bitches.
Sunday night i watched the early cbs game, bengals vs. giants, a great ot game. giants should have lost it.
i then watched the colts game. (back story) my buddy, his wife and I had season tickets from '94 to about 2001. during this time we were harassed by the dome security, ushers and cops almost every game. (more on that later. why did dungy elect to throw on the last series when a couple of runs would have left no time on the clock. up until that point GREAT clock management. those two throws to stop the clock when you had one time out and over a minute,well, bad. they deserved to lose the game anyway.
so to recap even with dvr, ryder cup 5 hours of actual watching on sunday. 3 hours taking care of LB (little bastard)my grandson, walked him and let him run around the park and football field for several hours. two complete football games about 4 1/2 hours. 12+ hours of sports viewing pleasure. during this time since i am not at work and required to be sober, somewhere around 18 beers (becks.
i watched the bucs / bears game. very entertaining. two great qb's from the same team (bears). the bucs beat the bears, who beat the colts, does this mean griese is better than peyton?
a ~billion dollar taxpayer monolith, colts stadium, no wins, bring back the hoosier dome. reggie miller and peyton manning should reimburse the taxpayers of indiana the cost of the fieldhouse and the new stadium, without them they would not have been built,...... just kidding. i like the new facilities. i would rather my stolen tax money to infrastructure than, to lazy fuckers and twelve baby welfare bitches.
18 September 2008
sports crawl
i hate the crawl, this is the information age. if i wish to know something, i will go online or find the information. i work the afternoon shift, i have for 15 years (another post) worked the afternoon shift. some reasons for afternoon shift.
1. i like to stay up drinking all night.
2. i like to play golf in the morning, when the real golfers play.
3. less management = less morons.
4. i get more done.
5. i can make decisions quickly, helping our company without idiot approval.
6. 100% less "meetings", when, has anything been accomplished with a "meeting"?
back to the hatred of the crawl.
i am a sports nut, i try to watch almost everything relevant at the highest levels of sports, meaning no women (except some womens tennis, only the hot babe matches and just to see if the high beams are on) sports or x-game type putridity. baseball, hockey, football, golf, motorsports, and no, soccer is not a sport. i follow most of the other sports and know what is going on, generally just to make snide comments.
since i work the off shift, i record everything. because of this i can watch 9 to 10 hours of sports in 5 hours or so.
i watch very little of espn-2 they always have the crawl.
espn is right behind.
abc/espn is starting to intrude.
fox is fairly decent on everyday but sunday.
nbc, do they broadcast sports.
wgn does great, only scores for baseball during cub games and not that often.
i have quit watching sports center, berhman was bad enough, now it is bitches crapping up the airwaves.
i do not know about you but, crap, women sports desk wenches just plain suck, they read the info, like barak but have no stinking idea or real enthusiasm for what they are doing.
to watch the nfl on sunday i apply the following, (i only get 4 games) since i can not get the nfl package on my cable system. directtv is the only system that offers the package.
everywhere else in the world anyone can get the sunday ticket. the u.s. the biggest nfl market directtv has a monopoly, (just wait until nfl network has pay per view games)oh yea i do not get nfl network either.
on to how to watch multiple games.
1. dvr all games. if only one early game, obviously watch that first. otherwise,
2. cbs has their crawl on the bottom of the screen. i have a block for the bottom of the screen. start with this game. when "in game" reports start / have last channel programmed to non sports channel and be quick about it.
3. at half of first recorded game start watching the first half of the recorded fox game, (this way you generally get to enjoy at least half of each game) their crawl is in the corner, you can usually just ignore it but you can not block it.
4. switch back to cbs, watch that game until completion. if "bonus" coverage starts, go back to fox game.
5. finish watching fox game. then go back to "bonus" games on cbs.
6. watch late game, if the late game is double header follow the above after watching early game.
7. watch late game on nbc, fat madden is just plain stupid.
8. if you are a race fan, (i have 2 dvr's running on my main tv). usually f1 runs early since it is usually in europe. watch f1 before football. then watch irl after football, since football generally does not update irl.
9. do not watch or support japcar.
watch monday night football.
USE and I mean USE intimidating tactics to insure co-workers do not give scores away, i mean flipping intimidate them. do not be a puss, bad things will follow anyone who gives information on games of any sort........ any information on any game or sport. my co-workers do not even acknowledge that a game or sport is taking place...... this is imperative..... unless i broach the game or subject and acknowledge it is ok.
i have refused to acknowledge the existence of persons who have violated the no score rule. for lengthy, lengthy amounts of time. it really pisses me off.
1. i like to stay up drinking all night.
2. i like to play golf in the morning, when the real golfers play.
3. less management = less morons.
4. i get more done.
5. i can make decisions quickly, helping our company without idiot approval.
6. 100% less "meetings", when, has anything been accomplished with a "meeting"?
back to the hatred of the crawl.
i am a sports nut, i try to watch almost everything relevant at the highest levels of sports, meaning no women (except some womens tennis, only the hot babe matches and just to see if the high beams are on) sports or x-game type putridity. baseball, hockey, football, golf, motorsports, and no, soccer is not a sport. i follow most of the other sports and know what is going on, generally just to make snide comments.
since i work the off shift, i record everything. because of this i can watch 9 to 10 hours of sports in 5 hours or so.
i watch very little of espn-2 they always have the crawl.
espn is right behind.
abc/espn is starting to intrude.
fox is fairly decent on everyday but sunday.
nbc, do they broadcast sports.
wgn does great, only scores for baseball during cub games and not that often.
i have quit watching sports center, berhman was bad enough, now it is bitches crapping up the airwaves.
i do not know about you but, crap, women sports desk wenches just plain suck, they read the info, like barak but have no stinking idea or real enthusiasm for what they are doing.
to watch the nfl on sunday i apply the following, (i only get 4 games) since i can not get the nfl package on my cable system. directtv is the only system that offers the package.
everywhere else in the world anyone can get the sunday ticket. the u.s. the biggest nfl market directtv has a monopoly, (just wait until nfl network has pay per view games)oh yea i do not get nfl network either.
on to how to watch multiple games.
1. dvr all games. if only one early game, obviously watch that first. otherwise,
2. cbs has their crawl on the bottom of the screen. i have a block for the bottom of the screen. start with this game. when "in game" reports start / have last channel programmed to non sports channel and be quick about it.
3. at half of first recorded game start watching the first half of the recorded fox game, (this way you generally get to enjoy at least half of each game) their crawl is in the corner, you can usually just ignore it but you can not block it.
4. switch back to cbs, watch that game until completion. if "bonus" coverage starts, go back to fox game.
5. finish watching fox game. then go back to "bonus" games on cbs.
6. watch late game, if the late game is double header follow the above after watching early game.
7. watch late game on nbc, fat madden is just plain stupid.
8. if you are a race fan, (i have 2 dvr's running on my main tv). usually f1 runs early since it is usually in europe. watch f1 before football. then watch irl after football, since football generally does not update irl.
9. do not watch or support japcar.
watch monday night football.
USE and I mean USE intimidating tactics to insure co-workers do not give scores away, i mean flipping intimidate them. do not be a puss, bad things will follow anyone who gives information on games of any sort........ any information on any game or sport. my co-workers do not even acknowledge that a game or sport is taking place...... this is imperative..... unless i broach the game or subject and acknowledge it is ok.
i have refused to acknowledge the existence of persons who have violated the no score rule. for lengthy, lengthy amounts of time. it really pisses me off.
upcoming whining, bitching and complaining.
1. I hate the score crawl, I just plain fucking hate it.
2. Women sportscasters, sideline reporters, and anchors.
3. bad drivers.
4. entertainment idiots/hypocrites.
5. sports observations.
6. reasons for working off shift.
2. Women sportscasters, sideline reporters, and anchors.
3. bad drivers.
4. entertainment idiots/hypocrites.
5. sports observations.
6. reasons for working off shift.
10 September 2008
sports and the pussyfication of america
its tuesday and i am getting around to watching the racing for the weekend (i live by the dvr).
i stopped watching nascar earlier in the year.
since i am from around indy i have always been a proponent of open wheel racing.
nascar, i now call it japcar. before toyota i called it crapcar, back in the early 90's, me and my open wheel friends had a general disagreement with the stock car fans.... at the time we called nascar the WWF of racing. That continued forever they said it was great racing, we countered it was contrived. anytime nascar needed a storyline to continue it somehow seemed to happen.
racer one has a 10 year winning streak, bam 2 races from the end of the season.. a win.... next best finish of the year 23rd. racer two, needs a top 10 to secure funding from sponsor.. damn, finishes #9. next best finish of the year 17th.
when the COT supposedly meaning the "car of tomorrow" was orchestrated by toyota with the france family. spec racing, which had been happening for years had come to completion. with spec racing, small transgressions that used to be overlooked are big. cot means "car of toyota". the france family now has complete control of the story lines in japcar. do not think for a moment that they are not manipulating what is happening.
more to come.
i stopped watching nascar earlier in the year.
since i am from around indy i have always been a proponent of open wheel racing.
nascar, i now call it japcar. before toyota i called it crapcar, back in the early 90's, me and my open wheel friends had a general disagreement with the stock car fans.... at the time we called nascar the WWF of racing. That continued forever they said it was great racing, we countered it was contrived. anytime nascar needed a storyline to continue it somehow seemed to happen.
racer one has a 10 year winning streak, bam 2 races from the end of the season.. a win.... next best finish of the year 23rd. racer two, needs a top 10 to secure funding from sponsor.. damn, finishes #9. next best finish of the year 17th.
when the COT supposedly meaning the "car of tomorrow" was orchestrated by toyota with the france family. spec racing, which had been happening for years had come to completion. with spec racing, small transgressions that used to be overlooked are big. cot means "car of toyota". the france family now has complete control of the story lines in japcar. do not think for a moment that they are not manipulating what is happening.
more to come.
04 September 2008
tv
i watch a lot of tv. thank God for DVR / Tivo. I generally do not watch commercials, I see them on occasion but i work the off shift so i can record and not have to put up with the drivel. i did however catch a commercial on usa while watching the u.s. open tennis match. that idiot frank caliendo (sp) was pitching "dish network" he was making fun of President Bush's memory. First of all I could care a whit about President Bush, he is a traitor. But I will not be buying "dish network" a company making fun of our President to sell tv service. I reject this on so many levels.
commercials
i would like to start an uprising against stupidity.
falsehoods of liberalism.
i will try to destroy the anti-capitalist, communist forces that are ruining America.
if i do not succeed no one will care.
falsehoods of liberalism.
i will try to destroy the anti-capitalist, communist forces that are ruining America.
if i do not succeed no one will care.
my beliefs
first of all, i am really not a conservative i am a libertarian. i believe that government should be applied at the lowest level. the federal government should just butt out of our lives. i am a strict constitutionalist. i have read the consitiution several times and i can not find many or the "rights" that our courts now grant.
03 September 2008
first post
well i do not know what i am doing, so this is a test. i guess i am going to blog about life in general, and life being a drunken little elf. be back shortly.
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